ARRRR, I'm After Your Booty!!

July 7th, people!! The second installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man’s Chest, comes out in theaters, today. At the forefront of this series is Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), the flamboyantly gh3y woman lover goofball extraordinaire (you just have to love him). This time, he owes a debt to Davy ” Hentai Waiting to Happen ” Jones, menace of the seas! The price? HIS SOUL!! FuXXoR that’s gotta suck.
My favorite movie review site, Rotten Tomatoes, has some handy dandy reviews to go through. The critics, at the time of this post, have collectively given it a 52% out of 100%...YIKES!
Users, on the other hand, have given it a nice 75%...I’ll go with the users..AKA real people. At any rate, go check it out and write a comment, hell, write two!! Tell us what you think of it.
As for me, I’m looking forward to seeing it tonight as I stare out of my office window over the Mississippi River…keeping an eye out for pirates.







