Falkor is a Child Molester Extraordinaire

Remember The Neverending Story ? I enjoyed it when I was little and haven’t seen it in many years. I remember wanting to live in the Ivory Tower, how gay is that?
At any rate, that flying dog thing, Falkor, was a little disturbing. I always wondered why, and now I know. He likes small children and loves to be “scratched.” Man, I love YTMND. Make the jump to go see for yourself, this damning evidence that Falkor loves children a lil’ too much.
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