Half-Life 2 Ep. 2, Portal, Team Fortress 2 Delayed

Valve’s Doug Lombardi has announced that the trilogy of awesomeness that encompasses Half-Life 2 Episode 2 will be delayed until early next year. The suspense is killing me. I can’t wait for Half-Life 2 Ep. 2 ‘till early next year, the anticipation would rock the foundation of our castle. Actually, it has.
We’ve temporarily turned GayGamer Castle into Team Fortress. It’s been difficult to get any work done with all of the gunfire and screaming. And those damn robot-turret-gun things keep running off with my Lisa Frank scratch and sniff puffy sticker book. Ahhhhhh!! I love Super Timsy, but his enthusiasm gets the best of him sometimes. Timsy’s been trying to play Portal with a sledgehammer, knocking holes in every wall he encounters. Tsk, tsk, Timsy. It never seems to work like the game, and the repair costs have been escalating. I guess I should talk to the banks about a second mortgage on the castle. Thanks a bunch Valve, next time you delay another release, stop for a sec and think of our kingdom.
via: Kotaku








HEY! Don’t knock it ‘til you try it! /flex
Ohhhh, is that what was going on today? I thought that was just Tiny in the dungeon. Fruit is going to be so mad when he comes downstairs.