Horrible, Nasty, No-Good Rumor About Another PS3 Delay

Heavens to Betsy, are these fanboys trying to give me fainting spells? Le Dancer is a fragile, delicate creature who should be sheltered from the slings and arrows of a harsh world, not subjected to this kind of treacherous tomfoolery. My chivalric champions at Aeropause have brought to light a terrible rumor about another PS3 delay. Now, Aeropause makes it perfectly clear that they suspect this rumor is merely the work of shifty saboteurs, and we certainly hope they are correct. However, Sony has been awfully shifty itself of late, and with that dastardly prevaricator Phil Harrison drinking the blood of virgins and sacrificing puppies by moonlight, anything can happen.
Thanks to Aeropause for the picture, and for laying their cape over a puddle so I might alight into my carriage. Godspeed, gay gamers!








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