Magnetica Giveaway: Final Call For Entries!
UPDATE: LAST DAY! ALL ENTRIES MUST BE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BY MIDNIGHT PST TONIGHT, WED. AUGUST 16th! THE WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY
GayGamer.net and In Newsweekly are happy to announce our first giveaway! Courtesy of Nintendo we have copies of the Nintendo DS game Magnetica to give to five lucky readers.
The rules are simple: Just give us a haiku using the subject of Nintendo or GayGamer. The five we like the most will win. As wit is a trademark of our people, being witty will make you move to the head of the class.
For those that don’t remember their haiku parameters, it’s very simple, 5-7-5 syllable count:
I like to haiku
I certainly do, don’t you?
Send us your haiku
Please submit your poem to our COMMENT section
This is the last day, so get those entries in!
Alexander
Posted to Video Games on 16 August 2006
· Comments (53)
God Dammit Tingle
Stop prancing around like that
You creep even me out
Love me, gay gamer,
So long as you don’t have an
Irritating Stick.
Butterfly Power!
Guilty Gear’s Anji Mito:
How gay can you get?
The Big N has changed.
The once “King of Games” turns “Queen.”
Proof? Nintendo “Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!!”
Boys and their toys,
Gaygamer exposed the lot
My top 5 games certainly changed a lot.
Nintendo will win
The console wars because boys
Love to play their Wii
November: white snow
falls across smooth Northern plains.
My Wii has arrived.
My lonely DS
Summer is going, no games
Winter will be long.
Florian Eckhardt:
though you’ve won three gaymer’s hearts,
I’m not that easy.
games to play all day
wasting most my life again
at least it is fun
Oh fair Nintendo
Make my Wii in apple green
White is just so plain
Oh Miyamoto,
Why did you create Tingle?
We may never know.
The sun has raised,
the sun has setted again:
I am still alive.
Gay Gamer dot Net
I bow to retro banner
No getting fresh now!
hand over the goods
and we’ll have no unpleasant
nintendramatics
Kirby Canvas Curse
He gets around on rainbows
Still not gay enough?
Wii will rock your world,
Wii will destroy PS3,
Nintendo will rule.
I need some more games
So send me magnetica.
I’m done. Did I win?
Itsa Mario!
Jump on Goombas or Koopas
To save Princess Peach
Look here, Mario
As attractive as you are
The Mustache must go
It’s needless to say
Gaming will be fabulous
When gamers go gay
Round and round they go
Nintendo’s colorful balls
through my gaping hole
Teehee, just a joke
A rather naughty one, hmm?
Here is the real deal:
Well, the truth is out
Nintendo loves GayGamer
Does that mean Reggie . . . ? 0.o
Bah, I really suck
Haiku is one tough bunny
I have met my match :(
Love my DS Lite
And these cute Nintendogs that
Are belong to me!
If I make actual Haiku, it loses oomph when translated:
Nintendo
Mada homoppoi
Yamete, gei
Nintendo
Already pretty fruity
So stop it, gays.
=====
Kimitachi wa
Geima-dakedo
Sudeni gei
You guys
Are gamers, however
You’re already gay
=====
Nintendo
Kodomoppoina
Geijyan
Nintendo
Childish, isn’t it?
It’s so gay
====
Wii no zeruda
Shinzan no teki
Ketsu no zoku
Zelda for Wii
Newcomer enemies:
Buttpirates
(I’m taking a few liberties with “Wii,” there is no japanese translation so i’m using a single syllable pronunciation)
Brain Academy
Not Big Wii Academy
Its hard to belive
Gay gay gay gay gay!
The word “gay” used seven times.
Almost forgot: gay.
I played this game once.
Zuma is a clone of it.
Still, I want to win.
Gay Gamers go nuts
every time they get to play
Final Fantasy
Nintendo DS
You deprive me of my time
That’s how I like it
Glitter and be gay
Gamers sense the changing tide
The rise of the Wii
Zuma clone whispers:
“Tell them rainbow balls must match.”
Man-gina obeys.
I can’t wait to play
the wii again with my friends
waving them about
magnetica? but
my system is plasticine
oh, now i get it
So many great games
My wallet cannot take this
Nitendo… so cruel
I love a good Wii.
Hard, black and fun to play with…
What Gaymer doesn’t?
nintendo ds
you are the sole reason why
i get C’s and D’s
Natural controls
Two screens are better than one
Portable dreamland
Frank West in Undies!
What’s a gay Wii fan to do?
Tingle’s all we get?
Polychrome Marbles
Line up in a curvy style.
Who needs to be straight?
The Mushroom Kingdom
Truely a utopia
Shyguys, Toads, and more!
Gaygamer is cool
They are hilarious too
Check out the reviews
Puzzle games are fun!
Tetriminos in my dreams!
Will marbles be next?
Gay is powerful
more emotion for your games
embracing them more
PS3 SUXX0rZ!
Xbox360 teh LAME!
Wii Wii FTW!
Unfortunately
I’ll be broke by November.
May I touch your Wii?
This is an attempt
To make a witty haiku.
Did I win the game?
I am a gamer
I don’t have time to work out
Wii solves my problem
We LOVE fabulous!
Gay Gamer is the answer…
a REAL boy’s play place.
I have been Enthralled,
By Colored Magnetic Balls,
More than Three Match Thee.
I’m a gay gamer.
and i do not feel guilty.
halo, boys and sweat.
hopes you likes it! :D
fucking love ur site.
I like Gay Gamer
I Like Nintendo DS
Thank You very much!
P Switch; brick to coin.
Mushroom; from small to bigger.
Sadly not in life.
princess peach and toad
drunken mario party
yoshi will p0wn you
Princess Peach speaks haiku in a moment of passion:
“Mario you fool
Mushrooms won’t make that bigger
. . just use the wii-mote”
GayGamer: Teh great!
Toggle your joystick while you,
Blow on my cartridge.