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Dead Or Alive Trailer Gives New Meaning To "Craptacular"

I truly don’t think there are enough bad things I could possibly say about this movie trailer. It’s not terrible in a Showgirls way, but more in an “Even Uwe Boll could do better than this” kind of way…I implore you not to watch this unless you want to know what it’s like to have hot forks applied to your eyeballs…

10 Comments

Veggieboy said:

Ha! Oh man – I detect another From Justin to Kelly.

Chayne said:

Oh it looks so bad I cant wait to see it -

Dano said:

This actually looks fun. What can I say? I love cheese! I am so there.

Alikchi said:

I saw the bra move at 00:15 and … wow.

Alice said:

I think it looks kinda cool, ill watch it :)

FunkyDiamondZ said:

I will definately watch it…I loved Sharlie’s angels…and i will love this one i guess…also Joy from “My Name’s Earl” is in it…

E. Gauger said:

That looked like a bra back extender to me. How big is her ribcage?!

DCFC Fan said:

Oh, Jaime Pressley, we love you, there’s no need to act out like this. We loved you before Earl and we’ll love you after Earl, so much so that I even teared up a little when you accepted the show’s GLAAD award.

But this—I don’t know what to say. I think you were hoping to luck out and be involved with a “hot chick bad ass” movie that would find it’s way into the hearts and pants of teen and not-so-teen boys, but this is just bad judgment. For her sake, I hope this goes straight to DVD, unnoticed.

By the way, this isn’t the first video game franchise she has been in. She was Mika a couple of times in the short lived Mortal Kombat: Conquest back in like 99ish.

aelfin said:

This looks HILARIOUS.
Can’t wait!! :D

mini-squee

aelfin said:

stunned


Er, it’s already out here in Australia, and we went to see it tonight. Possibly the funniest non-intentionally-funny movie I’ve seen, to begin with; gets kinda boring towards the end, but at least it’s only almost eighty minutes! Every time we saw Zack it was worth a giggle :P.

And girls who like girls who like rumble packs!

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aelfin on Dead Or Alive Trailer Gives New Meaning To "Craptacular": stunned Er, it’s already out here in Australia, and we went to see it tonight. Possibly the funniest non-intentionally-funny movie...

aelfin on Dead Or Alive Trailer Gives New Meaning To "Craptacular": This looks HILARIOUS.Can’t wait!! :D mini-squee...

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