Get Some Pubes!
Vaan of Final Fantasy XII is already giving Tingle a run for his money to retain the top spot on the Gayest Video Game Character list. I thought after Tidus, there really wasn’t any twinkier that SquareEnix could make their leading man- DAMN, was I ever wrong.
For those who don’t pay attention to RPG’s, that thing you see above is Vaan. I mistakenly thought he was going to be cool Ellen-like lesbian character when I first saw the photos. When I found out he was a guy, there was a little bit of vomit that came up.
So, not only is his hair, make-up and outfit fabulous, but apparently he is waxed through and through. I got the giggles in Final Fantasy X with the “special moment” in the water with Yuna and Tidus; however, if there is a “special moment” between Vaan and a girl I will queen-out and scream, “BOIIIIII, you on crack? Crack is whack!”
Furthermore, where did he just stick his finger to smell it like that?
Alexander
Posted to Video Games on 2 September 2006
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His name was Tidus, not Titus..
Im fine with out the pubes, I dont wanna play as some nasty hairy guy
I apologize to all Roman history buffs out there for confusing Emperor Titus with Twinky Von Twinkster TiDus. Lo siento. Correction made. Thank you Sublum
I can’t tell—is he wearing a flesh-colored shirt or no shirt? Either way, the lines on his chest look really strange.
No shirt – being built on an engine similar to FFX’s (if not the same one) means muscle detail is done totally through texture mapping. All the models look just fine during normal play though.
Personally, I think they more than made up for it in this game with the Basch character.