Naughty Prison Sex On Defunct Handheld
Poor Gizmondo. It never really got off the ground and amid controversy and just plain crapiness, it just slowly faded away. The fellows over at Lost Levels managed to get their mitts on a copy of a never released game for the little handheld that couldn’t, entitled Colors.
A sort of GTA style game, Colors seems to give you what you would expect from such a game … until you get arrested! You are promptly whisked away to prison wherein you meet several prisoners who are more than happy to help you escape for a price. Talking to James Earl Wyatt will net you an offer that is both terrifying and disturbing. He offers to buttsecks you so hard that you wind up in the hospital which will eventually lead to freedom. As you can see from the screenshots provided, the talk gets pretty raw. I can only imagine what your run of the mill gamer would have thought had they run into this situation in a game.
To see the entire breakdown of the game, plus even more shocking screenshot banter, head on over to Lost Levels.
via Joystiq
Fruit Brute
Posted to Video Games on 18 September 2006
· Comments (3)
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Wow, I’m glad this game wasn’t released…
Meh. It seems like a blatant publicity grab to continue the image that the Gizmondo is a viable product. This minigame boils down to “amusing, but unimpressive.”
I was more interested in the fact that the text read like a Rough Trade story (“Come to papa”) and intrigued that the reviewer correctly dubbed the offending prisoner as a “tattooed bear”.
Did you receive my letter about the Russian game taking place on a prison planet ? They took the whole ‘jail homosexualism’ theme on a new level you wish they never did.