Overheard At Dragon Con
“Just put some electrical tape on your nipples, and you’re good to go.”
Leather Queen retailer talking to Goth Chick.
“I’m a sexual Jew, I don’t do pork.
Guy commenting on spandex-stretching oversized contestants of the masquerade ball.
“He’s a level 1 mage, that’s why he’s about to die.”
Artist talking about his painting to customer.
“Too much Wonka for the Wille.”
Overheard in elevator.
“Cast Divine Shield for 12 seconds, gives you enough time to activate your hearth stone, which teleports you to your home. It really pisses people off.”
Super Timsy talking about his WoW Paladin battle strategy.
“The woman’s bathroom, there’s an overwhelming smell of p#ssy in that joint.”
Anna coming out of woman’s bathroom.
“The guy with the head with the thing with the brown.”
Woman talking about Pyramid Head.
“We are the Navy of Vampire Pirates.”
Guy talking about his modded game.
“My god look at my ass, it’s huge.”
Girl talking about her MMO character.
“Paladins are total bottoms.”
Passing comment.
