Panic At The PS3 Euro Disco

Inspired by the fairly queer group Panic! At the Disco:
Oh, well imagine
As I’m pacing the aisle in a store corridor
And I can’t help but to hear
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words
“What a beautiful launch day
What a beautiful launch day,” says a retailer to a buyer
“And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the PS3’s delayed.”
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a g-ddamn door?”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Considering many, many of our readers aren’t just in Japan and the U.S., how do you feel about this delay? Is it full-on Wii60 from here on in?







