Public Men's Room Etiquette, Armageddon
A rather overlong but slyly funny machinima making the rounds lately is this informative public service announcement concerning some simple dos-and-don’ts for the everyday excretions of the modern male. It’s a complicated world out there and this tasteful, refined peek into the subtle nuances of the public restroom takes the p*ss out of, well, taking the p*ss. The John Hodgman (of The Daily Show fame) style narrative instructs us never to speak a single word in a public men’s room (who needs words to meet a sailor, anyway?) and reminds us of the dire consequences of flaunting the fundamental laws of men’s room etiquette: the end of all civilization. Oh, how I beg to differ; that’s where I met Ivan! (And Gregor, Julio, Jean-Pierre, Rusty, Sylvio, Damon, those redhead twins…oh and Florian, thanks babe.)






Ha Ha, the sad thing is I follow most of those rules lol, however I have broken the ‘don’t let your eyes stray’ rule. Only for a few seconds just to compare, lets say I have nothing to worry about lol. :^)
Hmmmm and this comes from the self declared straight guy….
Why is it that most guys already know this? To my knowledge, this info isn’t taught, only passed down through some sort of yet to be proven genetic memory.
Hm… yes these are all very important rules.
I always go for the stall first to avoid any unwanted next-to-ers, but i usually will use the urinal if there is only one and no chance of someone getting next to me.
It creeps me out.
John Hodgman is an amazing, amazing man.
It’s great that Overman is making movies again. One of his works, Father Frags Best, was the first decent Quake 2 movie. It was a huge thing in the early Machinama community at the time.
Hey, thanks very much for the mention of my film. I’m glad you enjoyed it! I’m way flattered by the Hodgeman reference, ‘preciate that very much.