Robert "The Tease" Summa

Our favorite Joystiqer now not only teases us with his body, but with his information:
We just got handed a scoop for some important news with one of the next-generation consoles. We can’t talk about any specifics yet, but you have our word that this announcement is something worth waiting for. Expect all the info tonight here at Joystiq at 12:01 a.m. Eastern.
The comments are already near 400, making it the most commented post on the site in a long time. What could it be? Such a tease!








[shudder] that picture again…Rob, put the shirt back on.
My guess on news? Annoncement of the day that real Wii info will be released (NYC event soon, right?) and/or something that that isn’t that big of a deal (You mean you can get a Wii in BLACK! ZOMG!)
I have no idea what Sony could say now that would be that big of a deal. The price at e3 was a sick, cruel joke maybe?
Oh Game-Boi, we promise never to use the photo again, it was just that it fit with the whole “tease” concept. If you tell us what you prefer, we’ll see what we can do. :)
oh hell no…that picture is hot…as a matter of fact, I’m going to make that the picture that accompanies every article I write…
Fruit Brute, you’ll hear no objections from me! It’d be quite similar to what AngryGamer does. A pic of a hot guy accompanying each article “just because..”
WOOF!
Heh, so what do you know, he does – Hey Fruite, can this be a new editorial guideline? Huh, huh, can it?
Alex, your link to Apollo’s towel misfunction earlier today is more along the lines of what i come to expect from my youtube teases.
I think it’s the odd side-nipple on the picture that creeps me out. I’m not sure what that shape is, but it’s not right.
The secret special news blows! No real or even moderately interesting news at all. >.>
I’m with you Silver, I just did the post. Good night!