Tiny Dancer Goes To Eastern Europe!
First there was Super Timsy Goes to Atlanta!, and now I must post my own GayGamer itinerary. Like salmon spawning upriver, the time has come for my quasi-traditional return to the country of my birth, Tinystan. A once-beautiful former Soviet Bloc state, the ittybitty nation of Tinystan struggles valiantly for survival in a world that is harsh, unforgiving, and terrible for your pores. Please wish me lots of luck picking the weevils out of Momma Dancer’s famous dishrag-and-irradiated-potato soup, and pray for a safe return as I fly my country’s national airline, Air Goat. If the gods and the Tinystani secret police are on our side, I will be whining at you all again in two weeks.
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Posted to on 1 September 2006
· Comments (3)
BYE TINY! I’ll miss you, I hope you are finishing the super-secret GG project before you leave. Safe travels!
YAY. i heart alex. don’t worry alex, the GayGamer Death Star is operational. Now we need to get the guy with the funny helmet to point it at G4…
Tiny don’t go… Please don’t go… I can’t live without my Tiny Dancer, my dancer for money. Hold me closer Tony Danza. /weep