20 Worst Games Ever
Sexily dangerous bad boy Seanbaby has posted a “director’s cut” of his 20 Worst Video Games of All Time, which appeared in a revised and sanitized form in the 150th issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly earlier in the year. Listen to some of the dish this hardcore gamer doles out:
It takes a special kind of failure to make it into this list. A game has to be more than boring or poorly executed. To become one of the 20 Worst, it starts as a bad idea and ends by actually lowering the quality of life of people who haven’t played it.
By that standard, does government health care count as a video game? Check out Seanbaby’s list, which is chock full of colorful language and ain’t short on on sass, neither. I love a boy who doesn’t pull his punches…thank you Seanbaby, may I have another?
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Posted to Video Games on 23 October 2006
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First thing I happened to navigate to was Bubsy 3D, which had a screenshot with the caption, “What is this f****t shit?” I don’t even care if that’s supposed to be “ironic”. No, thanks.
Also, under the Zelda game he says “experts in a** ramming estimate that about 10% of the world is homosexual” AND “If you thought I was just kidding about how fruity this game is, f***ing look at this screenshot”. I guess his language is too colorful for me.
He left “Space Bunnies Must Die!” from the list? I’m sorry – a game with unending glitches, a control scheme meant to destroy the wrist of every player, and featured a country western singing waitress fighting off space bunnies (by collecting space carrots) was just awful.
Someone send a copy of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for NES to him. He’ll have to revise that list. Seriously, for a system that was so damn awesome, that game is probably biggest piece of garbage I’ve ever played.
If you hate your life, play Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for NES.
Apparently he never played half the crap I did. XD