It ain’t fair. Game|Life gets this adorable Brain Age snowglobe that screams “I love games and my neocortex and Father Christmas!” What do I get? I get Seanbaby pasties and a Little Mermaid tiara from McDonald’s. Like I said, it ain’t fair.
But since it can’t be fair, at least it’s cute. And I can always earn milk money dancing in my pasties and tiara, right?