Have It Your Way: The Game
I have a theory that all promotional tie-ins in the galaxy are the brainchildren of a giant diapered monkey in some office somewhere, whose only real talent is creating the most ridonkulous combination of greed and shite that he (or possibly she) can concoct, given the available products, brands and franchises available at the moment. Well, nothing says “Hey Tiny, that’s an astute observation and very probably the truth,” like this weirdo deal to create Burger King themed video games for the Xbox 360. With titles such as Sneak King and Big Bumpin’, who wouldn’t want to shell out a whopping (pun totally freaking intended) $3.99 with the purchase of any value meal? Bring it on, giant diapered monkey.
Courtesy of the hotties at Aeropause
tiny dancer
Posted to Video Games on 2 October 2006
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gross gross gross gross…there is a special place in Hell for that Burger King mask character
I can’t stop vomitting, my wing of the castle is starting to stink. Could someone help me clean this up? It’s too much for me to tackle alone.
ZOMG! I want that just for the box art!
I have finally found my reason to buy a 360.
I feel icky. And not in a good way.
I actually like the BK man, even though it feels very focus-groupy. But… a game based on him? I don’t know… I just… ugh.
Wasn’t The King in one of those boxing titles?
I wonder if Sneak King gives a chance for NPCs to “Wake up with The King.”
Free novelty games as marketing ploy? Yes. $3.99 on top of the cost of a value meal? Hell no.
I’d be bored with the game before I had finished my chicken sandwich.