Ms. Pac-Man Ring Bling

No my name ain’t baby, it’s…what is Ms. Pac-Man’s name, anyway? There’s a question for students of gender theory with time on their hands (which is pretty much all of them): why is Ms. Pac-Man’s identity defined only by that of her partner? Sure, they gave her the “Ms.” but come on, a girl needs a name. She also needs fancy Ms. Pac-Man-themed jewelry. After espying those delish Space Invaders cufflinks I was feeling all ugly and unadorned, so like usual I rifled through Toots’ vanity to find something pretty to steal, but my head is too big for any of his tiaras. Luckily, I found these on the webnets later, thanks to my friends at Playthrough. Aren’t they scrumptious? But watch out for the granny knuckles. Yikes.








In the Pac-Man cartoon, he refers to her as Pepper, I think.
It’s so typical of gay men to bash feminists. It would be nice to have a gay gamer site that was socially conscious…
You’re right. Personally, I’m amazed I managed to write about something as controversial and timely as Ms. Pac-Man (and related accessories) at all, let alone with the gentle Goddess-embrace such a womyn deserves. Apologies like red roses, by the dozens! (also beautiful, humorless, and dead inside.)