Who Doesn't Want A Master Sword?

Oh my. The world of collectibles, figurines, and all that other kitschy merchandise really doesn’t click with me. It’s not that I don’t get it, I just don’t want it. This might be an exception. Game|Life points out two Zelda-themed doodads, the first being this 46” replica of Link’s Master Sword, made from stainless steel and pretty blue leather. And it has a scabbard! The other, probably cooler, merchandise-thingies are these three repicas of the Ocarina of Time itself. Do you want to know the best part? They actually work. I’m gonna play me the Bolero of Fire all the time.








How the hell are you supposed to play music on that thing? It doesn’t even have a C-Stick.