10 Ways The Wii Can Kill You
...Or at least mess you up real bad. 1UP has played the “you’re gonna put your eye out with that thing” card and drummed up some hysterical pictures of what could very well spell the end of your gaming days, should you overlook the Wii’s seventeen pages of warnings. Wrist strap? We don’t need no stinking wrist strap! Not that a measly strap would have saved the partially decapitated fellow above, who suffers from a Wii tragedy that 1UP calls the “Backhand Slash.”
Check out the list for a full-photo spread of all the fun, but some of my favorites include “Nunchuckery,” which looks rather more fun than harmful, “Strangulation,” an obvious danger that makes me rethink my position on nunchuckery, “Vibrational Impotence,” (I think vibrational potency is more plausible, but who am I?) and of course everybody’s favorite: “Cancer.”
Cancer? That’s hilarious.
Wiinjuries – Careful, you could put your eye out! [1UP]
[Via: GameSetWatch]
tiny dancer
Posted to Video Games on 18 November 2006
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Good heavens!! Could you actually be happily decapitated while enjoying a mad-slashing fest playing Twilight Princess? Is this for real?!
“I guess we’ll never know…” heehee…