This PS3 Is Warm And Sticky And...On eBay
Oh dear sweet holy baby Jesus. American Pie this ain’t. Some eBay PS3 profiteer bumped up his eBay hits by posting these delightful pictures of himself fornicating his PS3. It might be noteworthy to point out that he doesn’t seem to bother with much foreplay, he just plops her down on the edge of the bed and sexes that box up. Not really, thank goodness. It’s just a homebrewed marketing ploy, as the seller admits:
“This is the actual system, don’t let the photos misguide you, I am a serious seller, the system has not been opened, no sticky residue…”
I sure hope he’s telling the truth. The last thing I’d want is a Monica Lewinsky’d PS3. But it does come with a copy of Talladega Nights on Blu-ray. And it does cost only a measely $3,000… yup, I’m all in!
Check out this weirdness before eBay pulls it, y’all.
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Posted to Video Games on 18 November 2006
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Thanks for the exclamation point.
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to think that’s a good idea?
“The last thing I’d want is a Monica Lewinsky’d PS3”
LMAO ahahaha thank you for that!! :)
Talladega Nights on Blu-Ray? What did anyone do to deserve that?
It’s been taken off eBay. (Surprise!)