Wootini's Adventures At The Times Square TRU Wii Launch

Once again, our roving reporter Wootini has wrtten a great piece for us. This time it’s about his experiences at Time Square Toys-R-Us Wi launch. Take it away Wootini…
Okay, now that I’ve had a chance to hook everything up, play Wii Sports and Zelda, and catch a few Z’s, I can finally report in on my adventure at the Ofiicial Nintendo Wii Launch held at the Times Square Toys R Us! Wiiiii!
Not having any idea when to line up, I showed up around 7. The entrance to Toys R Us is on the corner, and the line went all the way up the street and around the corner, and by the time I made it to the end, I found it was about 3/4 of the way down the block. So not too bad. Eventually, we were told that the line had wrapped all the way around the block to the entrance again, and they were trying to condense the line to get more people in it. So we were at least in the first half of the line.
I had come prepared with four episodes of Freaks & Geeks ported onto my PSP to kill a few hours, plus FFIII in my DS to kill the rest of it, but as it turns out, the other people in line were just so much fun to hang out with, I only watched one episode. And the only time I played with my DS is when people were setting up mutliplayer matches. I discovered that I still suck at racing games after losing horribly in round after round of Mario Kart, and that apparently, not playing Tetris regularly causes you to lose the part of your brain that allows you to fit geometric shapes together. Yeah, I sucked hard in that one, too. Still loads of fun, though! Plus, it helped to make friends with the people in line because they’d hold your place while you ran across the street to the deli to use the bathroom. (And I managed to only need one bathroom break about halfway through!)
There were lots of extra helpers hired by Nintendo/TRU working the crowd. There were people rolling around the line on Segways that had monitors affixed to the front. They’d park and hand out Wiimotes to let people have a go at Wii Sports while they waited in line. Then there were guys who had these little monitors attached to backpacks so the screen was just above their head. But they never said anything more than “Nintendo” and “Wii,” so I didn’t really see the point. However, these guys did work the line, handing out free T-shirts, skull caps and baseball caps branded with the Wii logo. And you have never seen a more rabid bunch of people in your life. I saw a couple idiots stumble into the street and almost into a car as they struggled over a hat. Crazy!
I really wanted one of the T-shirts (kind of like a concert T-shirt for the launch), but only managed to snag a baseball cap. And that was only because I managed to snatch it out of mid-air as it was on its way to someone else! There was a concert stage set up where apparently they had some kind of entertainment going on, but since that was on 44th Street, and we were on 45th Street, we couldn’t hear a thing. So I’m not sure exactly who the concert was for, since it was even around the corner from the first people in line. And I didn’t see Reggie, but a guy near me in line said he went inside earlier to check it out and just found Reggie hanging out, and went over to say hi and shake his hand. Jealous!
Naturally, you also had to deal with the curiosity seekers who asked you what you were waiting in line for. Though we all took a perverse kind of pleasure in telling them that we were waiting for Wiis. It just sounds so wrong when you speak it aloud! Early on, a guy came around and handed out little white plastic Wii wristbands (like the ubiquitous Lance Armstrong ones, but geekier) that he claimed guaranteed us a console. Presumably they only passed out as many bracelets as they had units. They came around later to check and make sure that everyone had bracelets, giving a little bit of a hard time to those who didn’t until their friends vouched for them and insisted they’d been standing in line the whole time.
Finally, a little before 12, the line began to move, but from then on, it was just short bursts of excited movement followed by lots more standing around. And I’d already packed up my chair at this point, so it really was just a lot of standing around. It took over an hour just to reach the corner, but since street blocks are shorter than avenue blocks, we moved pretty quickly up to the corner entrance. I think we got in around 1:30, and I discovered that it was basically a free for all. They ushered us down to the basement, and off to the side, I saw TRU employess standing around hawking games like street vendors. The hell? Security ushered us past the videogame section and over towards the remote control cars, where they had bins set up. A couple bins full of games, a bin for Nunchucks, a bin for Wiimotes, and a bin for overpriced SD cards. (I’m not falling for that one!) They also had carrying cases and organizers and that kind of crap, but I don’t think anyone was foolish enough to buy any of that. I grabbed Zelda, an extra Wiimote and Nunchuck, and got in line for the register. It wasn’t really the most organized way I would have thought to do it, but I guess having multiple areas helped break the crowd up and move it along faster. Oh, and I felt a little bad for the employees, who told me they weren’t getting overtime for this. Hopefully they at least got to keep their cool Wii sports shirts!
I hopped a cab home, because the subway at 1:30 in the morning is cranky at best, and they’re rerouting my line for construction. I was in a hurry! I got in just after 2 and immediately set to hooking it up. It was surprisingly easy, even with all the various parts to it, and there’s no configuration needed with the sensor bar. It just sort of works. Don’t ask me how. Mario Magic? I played a little Wii Sports, then took a break while my boyfriend created his Mii so we could play some boxing and tennis against each other. Then it was time for Zelda. Unfortunately, I didn’t get very far before the whole experience caught up to me, and I finally conceded defeat around 4:30 in the morning. I knew it would still be waiting for me when I woke up.
All in all, I only had to stand around in the slightly chilly NYC weather for six and a half hours, which sounds worse than it actually felt. The whole thing was like a big block party, and we just had a blast, so the time just flew by! Wiiiiii!!!
—Wootini










Methinks you’re gonna have to put that table on rollers if you keep up the Wii sports. I got so into it last night I needed all the room I can get.
Is it wrong to say that my Wii made me very sore today?
Nice article. Wish I could have gone to the NYC opening, but I’m stuck in Seattle. I’ll probably get my Wii in a couple weeks, somehow I think it will be harder to find a copy of Zelda than an actual Wii. Wish me luck!
Yeah, the table is already becoming an issue, but only with Wii Sports, cause you can sit down and still play Zelda.
Oh, and I forgot to mention one little thing in the article: When the guy handed us our wristbands, he also added that we could now leave, and come back at midnight, because we were guaranteed a console. We all kind of looked at each other like, “Are you kidding me?” The line already extended behind us all the way around the corner again, and there was no way of knowing exactly how long it was at that point, so imagining how long it would be if you came back at 11:00 or so was just chilling. Still, some people must’ve left, because after he came by, I noticed that we moved up a few times in short bursts.
Oh, and is it really dorky that I wore my rubber Wii wristband to work today?
It’s not dorky Wootini, it’s adorable ;)
But hey, I own (and proudly wear) a damn This Is How I Roll Tshirt so my fashion sense may be on the questionable side.
Avshalon, at least here in upstate NY, there isn’t really a Zelda shortage. Can’t get a Wii or Wiimote or Nunchuk without resorting to ebay, but my local Target still had 10 copies of Zelda on Monday and Best Buy had 8.
I’m keeping myself from buying it till 2007 because of the detrimental effect it would have on my income-earning ability.