Gas Station Sign Reads Kids' Minds, Tells All
Did you see that? I swear to Brian Boitano, I just saw a tumbleweed drift across the page. Was I the only one? Am I the only one? Is this some kind of strange vision quest that might possibly have something to do with the older Choctaw gentleman I offended recently and those mysterious mushrooms I ate last night?
No, it’s just Christmas Eve. Expect a “Night Before Christmas” parody later, if I don’t drown myself in nog or find someone tasty to tumble down in TriBeCa…
Anyhoo, to further desecrate this holiest of eves, here’s a sign from some gas station that knows your kids would rather have the gift of fossil fuel than a sweet gaming rig. I think that’s what it means, anyway.
Kristmas Kisses, y’all!
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tiny dancer
Posted to on 24 December 2006
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I think they were actually advertising the big-box gift cards most gas stations sell nowadays, not literally gas gift cards.
And it’s true…. my nieces and cousins-n-times-removed really did want gift cards. But the Wii was the only present that got a “You are AWESOME!!!”.