GayGamer Holiday Shopping Tip #1294: Humping Pays
Don’t ever say that GayGamer doesn’t care about your holiday chores, dearest readers. Why, just this morning as I emerged from a deep soak in my daily aromatherapy bath, with steam curling off my creamy skin and the pressure marks of my Monday masseur still fresh on my shoulders, I asked myself, “Tiny, however can you help the lovely patrons of GayGamer with the drudgery of holiday shopping?”
“Simple!” I answered as I wrapped a saffron linen Dorothy Lamour sarong around my supple body, “Share with them the secret of the USB Humping Dog, it’s a surefire way to win over everyone on your gift list, and it’s a hoot to boot!” So, ever one to listen to my own advice, I share: look, it’s a USB Humping Dog! They come in three progressively scatological colors, which only adds to the gay festiveness of the item – white, chocolate, and brown.
And now my task is finished. Right on schedule for another round of botox. Followed by my own special humping trick. Staying young forever isn’t easy, gay gamers, but it’s fun as hell.
Update: Humping Dog USB Drive Now Available to Sodomize Your Laptop [Gizmodo]
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Posted to on 18 December 2006
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Note that these aren’t actually USB drives (as Gizmodo claims) but just an animated humping dog toy powered by the USB port.