Hot B Actor Replaces Hot B Actor In Hitman Movie
I can only agree with my Destructoidian fellows in praising the almighty for seeing fit to temper Fox’s decision to make the Hitman movie with a merciful recasting of the part of Agent 47. No longer will ratings-poison Vin Diesel be lending his gravelly voice and sole emotion (angry indifference) to the role; Agent 47 will be played instead by Deadwood hottie Timothy Olyphant, pictured here as my penis and I will always remember him, the shirtless drug dealer from 1999’s Go. At first he was mean, but he turned out not to be so bad, and then he banged Katie Holmes. I mean me. I mean Katie Holmes. ‘99 is kind of a blur.
It’s not that I wouldn’t love a handful of roofies and an hour alone with Vin Diesel; I could dead-horse him all night. I just don’t want to see him ruin Hitman. I want to see Timothy Olyphant ruin Hitman.
Is that so freaking much to ask?
Vin Diesel no longer Agent 47 [Destructoid]
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Posted to Video Games on 5 December 2006
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I am so tempted to tell you that your penis has great taste.
I’ll second the motion.
Wow, he was in The Broken Hearts Club! I didn’t recognize him in this photo, though. But yeah, throughout that movie, I was terribly distracted by him (and all the other hotties).
what was with that silver shirt he was wearing for most of the breakfast club.. sheesh!
He’s not unknown, he was the hottie that Carrie kissed in Sex and the City!