Little Girl Gets Gay Porn For Christmas
A young girl in Chicago got a Microsoft Zune from her folks that apparently contained a nearly two hour video of a gay orgy. The offending Zune was purchased at a local Wal-Mart where it had been previously returned by another customer and put back on the shelf unchecked.
What really made me laugh about this was the quote from the mother.
“So she gave it to me, and it was a homosexual orgy… that they had videotaped for an hour and forty four minutes.”
So, how exactly did she know it was hour and forty four minutes? I wonder if she can tell us if it was studio or amateur…
Thanks, Berthold!
Same Zune Gay Porn Post, Now With Video Included [The Consumerist]
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Posted to Videos on 22 December 2006
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Name: Dave
That’s quite a nice Christmas surprise, if you ask me! :D
Yeah, I wouldn’t have complained :(
I wonder what they would have done if it were a straight orgy, though. Just wondering ;P
This is why any returned electronics that are opened are supposed to be sent back to the manufacturer.
Plus, it was a Zune…ew. At least whoever had it before had the taste to put gay porn on it, maybe they returned it for a iPod video ; )
They would have used some other “horrify the hinterlands” language, like “perverted sexual orgy” instead of “homosexual orgy”. That’s all.
Also, I bet it was totally the Chi McBride lookalike’s porno collection. All that “downloaded a week and a half ago” business was just a front.
“Heh heh, yeah, honey, it must have been on there when we took it home from the store….”
Reminds me of The Great Wal-Mart Prank.
Sounds to me like someone’s just trying to stick it to Walmart. I wouldn’t be surprised if they put that on there themselves in hopes of getting a free media player. Their hopes were dashed when they were only offered $25. LOL – good for Walmart.
You mean to tell me this isn’t the usual method of breeding rabid yaoi fangirls?
Mark my words. She’ll be writing some slashy LOTR fic the next day.
I also like how supposedly the store said Microsoft was to blame. So Microsoft is putting gay porn on Zunes and sending them out for… what? A good laugh? Furthering the dreaded gay agenda?
Can I get that player? Mine only came with some stupid pre-installed tunes. Mommy…I want the Gay Porn Orgy Zune for Christmas!
Crap! All I got on my Ipod was a welcome video – not a bit of totty in sight :(
Reminds me of the time some family rented a kids’ DVD only to find the kid screaming blue murder.
The movie was pirated and after the movie was The Dawn of the Dead…
Poor kid (but still ever so slightly amusing)...
haha, she knew there were five guys too… I love the idea that they watched it.
And then showed it right there on TV… hehe
i hope it was amateur… studio is so predictable!
:P
Apparently I used a naughty word before and got stuck in a moderation queue, so I’ll share the gift of my wit again.
Fevrin, I’m sure if it were a straight film they would have used other words, such as “perverted shecksh orgy.”
But I bet the film in question was actually part of the Chi McBride lookalike’s collection. “Heh heh, no, honey, I have no idea where that filth came from… it must have been on there when we bought it!”
Trust me…all it was is a new game featuring Barbie and all her friends including Ken and his friends….and we all know how much that can appear as an orgy.
(Take 2…not sure what was in my original post that caught the moderator’s eye, but eh…)
This is why electronics that are opened and returned to WalMart are supposed to be returned to the manufacturer, not put back on the shelf for resale.
The mum has completely tasteless fingernails.
besides, they should donate it to a needy homosexual.
I don’t believe it for two seconds. Isn’t it odd that it’s always a CHILD that ends up with these porn-loaded things? It’s just some idiot trying to either extort some cash or turn this into some lame Helen Lovejoy “Won’t someone please think of the children!” moment.
If she was just a few years older, she might not have minded so much…
>D Well, I wouldn’t want this to happen to me- No charger?! what a rip!
so where is the video? i suppose we are supposed to buy the story that it “mystersiously” appeared on the Zune, yet dont’ get to view it ourselves? :( boo-hoo
this is a sad situation. How dare anyone be glad that such a horrible thing happened to a little girl. All the teenagers that are happy about this MUST DIE.
If these parents were bright they would’ve spent the extra money to get them an Ipod.
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