Resident Evil The Drink: Cold, Red, Evil
What two things go together better than soft drinks and evil? A sugary jolt of tweakjuice marketed as the antidote to a fictional disease of origins both corporate and evil – a disease that will otherwise turn you into an unpleasant-looking retard with a sudden hunger for the brains of your friends and family. Why, the very idea just screams “Sell me, motherf*ckers, It’s Christmastime!!!” And then the idea shoots the last three rounds from the only remaining gun into the ceiling, earning him title of “Idea Most Likely To Die Next.” This is Resident Evil, folks…even the silly spin-off products follow the plot formula.
Which is perhaps the only formula that’s been followed in the creation of the “Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote,” a Capcom-ified energy drink that tastes, according to one account, “similar to cherry medicine and watered-down sprite.” Wow. I, for one, cannot wait for a sweaty caffeine rush and insulin spike followed by a massive plunge in blood sugar. Who cares about diabetes when we’ve got fictional diseases to pretend to cure with toxic poison soda?
Hardcore!
The Resident Evil Energy Drink [Kotaku]
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Posted to Video Games on 3 December 2006
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COOL, I want it