Second Life Millionaire Gets Attacked By Runaway Penises
Second Life Millionaire Anshe Chung, whose real name is Aillin Graef, recently sat down for an interview with CNet in Second Life. She and her husband built a “real” estate empire in Second Life worth over a million, and run a business out of China that employs over 30 people. When she virtually sat down to discuss her money-printing pyramid scheme, a herd of penises ran through the CNet theater.
Unfortunately, as the interview was commencing, the event was attacked by a “griefer,” someone intent on disrupting the proceedings. The griefer managed to assault the CNET theater for 15 minutes with–well, there’s no way to say this delicately–animated flying penises.
AHHHH!!!!! HAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, why don’t I get invited to these parties? It seems like I’m always missing them. You know, either the penises haven’t showed up yet, or they are running late. C’mon, I’ve been so good this year. I deserve to be “assaulted” by runaway penises. That’s my Christmas wish. There’s still time. Santa, please make it happen.
Well, the interview didn’t get ruined entirely. The two managed to escape to Chung’s own private theater to proceed with the interview, but shenanigans ensued…
Once restarted, the interview was attacked again, and the protester even managed to crash the entire server on which Chung’s theater is held.
But after restarting and bringing back the audience, Chung talked with CNET News.com for nearly three hours.
I’m just going to cross my fingers and hold my breath till Christmas. Then maybe a cavalcade of penises will come to my rescue.
Second Life millionaire gives interview, gets attack by giant penii [YouNEWB]







They didn’t just assault the theater… I mean, seriously – am I the only one who noticed that all the penises traveled straight through her crotch?
Hands down greatest penises ever! Who pays real cash for stuff in a virtual world, when you can just create it yourself?
I guess you could say she got dicked over.
This may be the first time in history that Second Life has had any sort of entertainment value.
The flying phalluses were funny, but the flying portraits were the coup de grace.
XD That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile!
I’m the one who video’d the attack, I am glad that you enjoyed it. Perhaps I can arrange for penises to fly through your blog once in a while ;-)