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The Hamster Of My Dreams: Kubbur The Valiant

Kubbur the Hamster is the epic tale of one hamster against humanity. She must navigate treacherous caverns, through dangers untold, to reach the Pink Globe of Prostatia. Legend says that the first one who reaches the Globe is dubbed ruler of the flowing fields of Prostatia. Good luck brave Kubbur, we hope you come out on top!

Please do not try this at home! This is a trained professional stunt hamster, a proud mother of two, and an MIT graduate. I think she’s a wonderful role model for hamsters everywhere.

Disclaimer: This post is obviously an open invitation for your best hamster jokes. Please keep them slightly clean, and leave Richard Gere out of this, the man has been through enough. Ok, well maybe not. Ready, aim, fire!

Kubbur on the Run [Press the Buttons]

5 Comments

peteypuke said:

obviosuly this was taken from the sacred teachings of Scientology.
TOM CRUISE, I’M TALKING TO YOU!

NR said:

amazing find, Toots! Your reward shall be…::jumps up and hits the ceiling::...the 1-up mushroom up above me. Hurry up and get it quick before it falls into one of those bottomless pits.

fillerbunny9 said:

I cannot help but remember the South Park episode with Lemmywinks. . . .

raindog said:

Dammit, I was all ready with the “Lemmiwinks/10” line and someone had to go and beat me by like 10 hours.

Me! said:

Um.. How did they get Richard Gere to stay still long enough to film that brave, brave hamster?

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