Kinky Website Buys San Francisco Armory

The San Francisco Armory, a historic site in the City By The Bay which has vexed realtors for years, has finally sold. The buyer? Why it’s none other than the adult internet site Kink.com. That’s right, boys and girls, the story may not have anything to do with gaming, but it does involve a major porn studio buying up one of San Francisco’s more famous monuments! Apparently the porn economy is booming, since Kink.com paid $14.5 million for the place.
“I have been excited about the armory ever since I first toured it 18 months ago,’’ Kink.com founder and CEO Peter Acworth said. “It is a historic monument with amazing character and I believe it has wonderful potential as a movie production studio. The building has not been used in 30 years and I look forward to an exciting restoration project and helping revive San Francisco’s movie industry.’’
Kink.com plans to pursue mainstream movie deals with companies that wish to use the site, which Kink.com believes will help bring jobs to the community, Kink.com reported.
For those of you who aren’t familiar with the SF Armory, the building is huge; it’s not really surprising that a facility so large would be used as a movie studio. The Armory makes even more sense as a fetish studio location when you realize it actually looks like a giant dungeon on the inside.
Also, if Kink.com is serious about giving people in the Bay Area jobs, I’m available as a photographer!
Kink.com buys SF Armory [SF Gate]








That does it. I’m tossing everything aside and resurrecting my dream, which is to live in beautiful San Francisco while making good money as a fluffer….How do I apply to Kink.com?
Bot, I didn’t know where you were going with that whole “if they are serious about hiring people” comment.
You can all just calm down. I have a couple of friends that work for Kink.com and unless you’ve got breasts or can get “excited” over them, they haven’t got much for you to do…