Nintendo Panties Are Kind Of Disturbing
I’ve been struggling with whether or not to post these, discovered after having been forwarded to me from a friend’s StumbleUpon. At first I thought they were cute and desperately wanted a pair, and then I took a closer look and realized that they appear to be made of the light satiny lingerie-ish fabric that typified everything in my mom’s “unmentionables” drawer.
Which is kinda icky.
Let’s be honest here. These would never be confused for tight and sexy little NES speedos, the desire of any sexy gay Nintendo fanboy with a six-pack. In fact, I would feel a twinge of pity for any male that would be able to fit their junk into that “front controller plate”.
Considering that they are made for women, isn’t their something a little chauvinistic and sexist going on there? I don’t have much experience in that region, but it’s definitely more complicated and multifaceted than that! An SNES controller at least.
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Posted to Video Games on 4 January 2007
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” it’s definitely more complicated and multifaceted than that! An SNES controller at least.”
best line I’ve heard in a long time
I actually own a pair of these. >.>;; They’re one of my more comfy pairs of underwear. Nice and fitting, enough fabric in the back that wedgies aren’t a problem… enough elasticity that, again, wedgies aren’t a problem… They really are a good pair of undies!
nuh uh. not unless you want me hanging out the sides.
Looks like something Darth Vader would wear….
Unless you are a dyke gammer, in which case they’d be great ;)
Umm…..those have been out for at least 2 years! I bought a pair of those at before I met my boyfriend. I never wore them and I still have the tags on them.
Actually, a Gamecube controller would be better, since it only has the one button in the middle.
” it’s definitely more complicated and multifaceted than that! An SNES controller at least.”
That is too funny! Let’s not mention any mother’s unmentionables please.
Cute idea but I’d love to see a version for boys who don’t dress as girls, I’m envisioning an Atari joystick with a little, or not so little, tubular pouch….
Where’s the NES Advantage version?
“want to play with mah joystick?” :D
Yeah, I bought these at Dragon*Con a few years ago. I just sewed them onto a pair of men’s black underwear and they look fabulous.
Clayton, the shaft of the joystick could be done in spandex…. problem solved.
mmm, great for the girls, though…