Let us give now our thanks to papa bear Fruit Brute, who played the "It's Crotch Day!" game with me without even knowing it. He won. Why? Because he found the Silver Surfer's meat 'n' potatoes! This still from the upcoming film Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer showed up on Ain't It Cool, but not without some thorough substantiation by poster Merrick and crew.
Because, let's face it - anodized nutsacks are a beautiful thing, yes, but not so terribly often can they be found in Hollywood. I have searched. Thoroughly. And while a big honkin' silver pipe swingin' in your face may not be everybody's idea of heaven, well...it's mine.
The Ain't It Cool crew found the QuickTime HD version of the official trailer and did a frame-by-frame search until they found the Silver junk in question. You can see it for yourself - at around 1:02 - 1:04 into the trailer (which is also both pretty and awesome in its own right).
Since the lead luggage doesn't make it into the rest of the film, this appears to be a wink of the one-eyed Silver Snake from the graphics gang, much like the various naughty bits that can be dug up from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
If that's not enough nasty for you, you can see my "It's Crotch Day!" gambit over at the Geek on Stun. But I warn you, my darlings, you will see potentially simulated lady parts if you click on this not safe for work link leading to what might very well be Christie's vagina in Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2. Seriously. Be prepared. Don't do it if you're sensitive. In fact, don't do it at all. Whatever you do, don't check out Christie's vagina. Please.
Keep your eyes focused on the pewter pig purse, instead. That's more like it.
Silver Surfer's Got Nards!! [AintItCool]