Tyra Banks Wants You To Stop Playing World Of Warcraft
Daytime talk shows really are beautiful. Sometimes, when life is getting too complex, and confusing world events are making me feel tiny and insignificant, I can turn on some Maury Povich and see ugly people get really hot makeovers, or Montel will make a delinquent child see the error of his ways by subjecting him to "real life prisoners." Well, Tyra Banks has really outdone herself this time, and done something that is sure to change lives all across America.
You see, Autumn here just had a baby, and Daddy is nowhere to be found. He's still in the house, but he's just playing World of Warcraft, for hours and hours a day! This makes Mommy feel fat and unloved. Tyra calls in a TV psychiatrist to fix everything, and boy does he! It's a good thing they had an industrial grade shredder lying around!
Seriously, this is painfully funny. You'll be flabbergasted by the stupidity running rampant throughout. The guy's excuse for playing too much nearly shot soda out of my nose, and the empty gesture at the end (they do realize it's an online game?) made me feel sorry for everyone involved. Based on the sly smirk on gamer daddy's face, I hope there is an update, so we can see the look on the abandoned wife's face when he goes home and immediately starts playing again as MoonBlossom the Sorceress gnome.
Second part after the jump.
Pirate Prince
Posted to Hot Stuff, Miscellany, Video Games, Videos on 29 January 2007
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haha, all I can say is "PWND".
lol
He doesn't need her anyway.
Well thank god for Tyra.
Babies raise themselves, ask anyone.
MoonBlossom the gnome, however, needs constant love, affection, attention, and babydaddying.
What, babies are better than gnomes all of a sudden?
What good is destroying the CDs when the CDs are not required? I know its a symbol of the game but it is not destroying it really. I was expecting the entire computer to be thrown into a tree shredder.
And what about his wife's addiction to incredibly dumb daytime talk shows??!!
he can buy WoW back again after he divorces that dumb bint LOL
Mmmmmm sorry she needs to look @ the real reason why her relationship is f*cked instead of placing blame elsewhere....for one they look hella young to be doing the 'family' set up.....my previous 2 partners were jealous of my gaming to the extent that I might as well of been having an affair....one of them, David (bless his wee boxer shorts) even went as far as taking my PS controller & memory card to work with him so I couldn't play....needless to say my console love has outlasted my love for him ;op
Maybe they got married because she got pregnant. Maybe she got herself pregnant because she wants to force him to get married with her. Maybe the guy is in hell and he needs WoW to forget about her.
Gotta love maybes.
Anyway, the real story is obviously more complex than Tyra try to put it as.
Love how stupid the "expert" really is. Can't wait for some kind of follow up when they go "OMG, you don't need the CD/DVD AND can DOWNLOAD the game now?" :P
I'd like to watch day-time talk show host again... but it always end up making me cry/groan/sigh at the state of the world.
That was the most retarded thing I had ever seen on Tyra....even beat when she made herself into a stripper and confronted guys asking "Why why come here?" Get over yourself Tyra.
But sheesh. I can't believe they were dumb enough to believe that destroying CDs ends an online game. I can't show my frustration at the stupidity. It boggles me.
completely ridiculous, yes. but SIDS? what kind of pathetic excuse is that?
Have you noticed, that each time theres somebody on the show with a relationship problem, Tyra says shes had a similar problem in the past?
I mean, if her guest has been beaten. Tyras been in a violent relationship. If theres been infidelity, Tyras been cheated on. If sombodys husband spends too much time on WoW, Tyras ex spent too much time with his friends. Its really kinda annoying.
And who the f**k has she been dating anyways?
I love how when 'Dr.' Garry (isn't there only one r in Gary?) is talking about addiction to porn, Tyra is shaking back and forth like she's going through withdrawel herself for her addiction to porn.
Tyra Banks needs more Vaseline.
Where are you, Shawn? I miss you ;_;
Come back to me... I'll make you forget all about that lard bucket ^_~
PANTY PARTY!
\I got nothing
lmao... best article ever!! thanks for bringing this youtube to my attention pirate prince!!!
Umm... this is just plain stupid all around.
If I ruled the world, I'd have that child removed to protect it from the cloud of stupid that it is inhaling at home.
Also, I would have a fair disclaimer prominently shown at the start of this television show: "WARNING: watching this show regularly may cause loss of IQ, leaving you unsuitable to care for children."
"Folbin:
Have you noticed, that each time theres somebody on the show with a relationship problem, Tyra says shes had a similar problem in the past?
I mean, if her guest has been beaten. Tyras been in a violent relationship. If theres been infidelity, Tyras been cheated on. If sombodys husband spends too much time on WoW, Tyras ex spent too much time with his friends."
Hey Folbin! too true my friend....though did we hear Tyra say she had to put up with an insufferable fat bitch? (please no offence meant to the chunky persuasion!)
Wow, they solved his problem in one episode. TV is magical!
People, people, we are overlooking the core problem with their upcoming marriage: the loser husband has been neglecting his wife because she's become as fat as a sea-cow. The real reason he plays WoW is because he no longer wishes to a)do the nasty with her because he isn't a chubby chaser or b)see her even remotely naked. I sure as hell would use the "not now, I'm gaming" excuse as often as possible.
*evil grin*
People, people, we are overlooking the core problem with their upcoming marriage: the loser husband has been neglecting his wife because she's become as fat as a sea-cow. The real reason he plays WoW is because he no longer wishes to a)do the nasty with her because he isn't a chubby chaser or b)see her even remotely naked. I sure as hell would use the "not now, I'm gaming" excuse as often as possible.
*evil grin*
Um yeah, first off: they are TOO young to have kids! That boy is scared shitless and resents his kid...it's completely obvious. He's gonna neglect that kid his whole life, with or without WoW.
Second, his little "that's no friend of mine" quote was HEELARIOUS!!! Because we could all see him laughing on the inside because he doesn't need the cd to play and he also has back up discs in case of emergency, like any true WoW addict.
I love how they think they can fix a severely f'ed up realtionship in ten minutes. Even if they had managed to get him off the game (which I seriously doubt they did) he's just going to fill the void with something else. Maybe this time it'll be drugs and alcohol. That man needs to run far and fast, and that woman needs to realize that she can do better. Doomed relationship. Poor baby.
My philosophy in life: All the worlds problems can be fixed with a condom. Use them people!
We know he doesn't really need the CDs to play WoW, but his wife doesn't.
Well, I have met one person who is addicted to an online game. Just last year he was active, social, and on his way to leading a great life. Now, he is spending all of his time playing a single game, and does not leave his room for any reason except to use the bathroom. His parents are asking me to get him away from the computer, but he will not leave his room unless people drag him out of there kicking and screaming.
Contrary to what some people think video game addiction is real, and although it sounds funny in a video it is quite serious and ugly in person. If you know of somebody who focuses more on a video game than on reality than intervention may be necessary.
HA! SIDS
jack thompson just blew his load after watching this
I wonder what Tyra would do if his wife had the addiction to videogames?