Hurt The One You Love On Valentine's Day With a Wii
EBGames.com is promoting a Valentine's campaign for the Nintendo Wii. The offer includes two different bundles that include four games each, free shipping on all Wii games, and a chance to win the console. But attached to this campaign is a banner that illustrates Wario's apparent love of cute Elf boys, and a very strange (and grave) disclaimer:
Don't Hurt The Ones Wii LoveUse the Wii Remote without causing serious injury or death.
1. Make sure you have plenty of room around you before playing.
2. Stay at least an arm's length away from your neighbor.
3. Put the animals outside.
4. Keep bactine handy.Don't forget to use the Wii Remote strap.
1. Related to the above, proper strap safety must be observed.
2. Always use the strap when operating the Wii-mote.
3. If our Wii remote controller was one of the initial produced, you may be eligible for a new strap directly from Nintendo.Forget me not.
1. Memory cards are critical to keep your gaming memories alive.
2. Download and store games and game saves to memory.
3. Edit and store photos on memory cards.
They mention Bactine but not Ben Gay? Is this corperate scheming at work? Well, I certainly have no time to ponder trifle issues like that. Right now I have to put my clown fish outside before I play Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.
Games Wii Love splash on EB Games.com
Crazy Legs
Posted to Hot Stuff, Video Games on 7 February 2007
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