Ten Achievements We'll Never See (Plus Three)
Game Stooge, a new website created by the folks that run 2Old2Play, has compiled a list of ten achievements we’ll never see. Here are two that I found particularly funny:
Frogger: Childhood Reborn
Unlock this achievement by purchasing this game thinking it will help you regrasp your inner child to find out it’s really just…Frogger. Worth: 200GViva Piñata: No Incest
Unlock this achievement by breeding worms that are not related as brother and sister or as mom and dad. Worth: 20G
With that, I decided to add my own never-to-be achievements (which may only be funny to myself, but hey, whatever):
Crackdown: Plays Well With Others
Unlock this achievement by never accidentally roundhouse-kicking or blowing up your in-game partner (sorry Edgar). Worth: 20G
Lego Star Wars II - The Original Trilogy: A New Life (Get One)
Unlock this achievement by completing 100% of the game and then realizing that you just spent 50+ hours playing Lego Star Wars. Worth: 42G
Sneak King/Pocketbike Racer/Big Bumpin’: Indigestion
Unlock this achievement by going to Burger King, purchasing Value Meals in order to buy these games and actually eating the Value Meals. Worth: - 3000G
Feel free to add your own never-to-be achievements in the comments...
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Lazy Panda
Posted to Hot Stuff, Video Games, Videos on 18 February 2007
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Heh heh...this is so true. Well,e xcept for your Burger King achievement. I once actually ate 3 value meals in one sitting.