Master Chief... Now Cherry-Flavored!

Seeing as how Mountain Dew and Microsoft teamed up for their One Every Ten Minutes contest back in 2005, I shouldn't be surprised by this latest cross-promotion. Yes, much like how Yoda adorned Pepsi cans for a while (at least until we all realized that George Lucas brutally raped that franchise and could not bring ourselves to support his bank account anymore), the Master Chief is now appearing certain Mountain Dew-related products.
Apparently all Spartan warriors subsist on nothing but Code Red... since that stuff is nothing but caffeine and sugar, I guess I can understand why the guys would drink it.
Master Chief Flavored Mountain Dew [Kotaku]








Gack...even if Mt. Dew didn't taste like crap, I couldn't get excited about this unless it featured an Ellen variant bottle.
Hahahahahaha. Greatest title I saw here yet!