Proof Positive That Ms. Pac Man Swallows

That sassy bow set at a jaunty angle, her sensuous beauty mark, those inviting lips. I’m surprised nobody has made the connection that Ms. Pac Man is a filthy whore, till now. TShirtHell is running the incriminating tee, which proudly exclaims that Ms. Pac Man swallows. Don’t be shocked, all of the signs were already there. I could have told you this a long time ago. I met her back when we were both finishing up finishing school, and trust me, she’s never changed. Once a whore, always a whore.
For those of you who want to spread this slanderous truth, the shirt is available in short-sleeved and a wanton sleeveless design. I just feel sorry for old granny Pac-Man, she must be mortified. For shame.
Ms. Pac-Man! I didn’t think you were that kind of girl… [B&B&P&S]








Let me remind you that Mr PacMan swallows too...
This is too much!
@kafkahigh:
You're so right--I was thinking that myself lol.