Sculpt An Ice Dong, Win A 360
Double entendres are hilarious, to this day I can’t hear joystick without stifling a giggle. When the Wii was announced, I think we all had a good laugh for quite some time. The folks at the Half Assed Radio Show on 93X has provided a golden opportunity for some phallic hilarity. They are holding a contest where contestants must sculpt a snow penis to win an Xbox 360.
The phalli must be formed completely out of snow, no additives or preservatives. Don’t expect to see any sprouts on the acorns, they must be all natural. All you need to do to enter, is take a picture of your masterpiece, and send it in. Get on top of it, the deadline is Monday. So if you live in a frigid climate, take this opportunity to horrify your neighbors, and win yourself a 360.
I’m wondering how they are going to judge this contest. Are they going to take girth, length, and accuracy into account. How about creativity, does it hang to the left, or to the right? Does it rise to the sun, or bend to the earth? Does it have a hoodie, or has it been scalped? Or will it be judged en insertia? Oh, my head is bursting with possibilities. I think I need to sit down.
Thanks to Nuclia Waste for the tip! Remember, if he says ‘Just the tip.’ he’s lying.
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Toots
Posted to Hot Stuff, Video Games on 2 March 2007
· Comments (3)
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Because this shit will go over well? Hold your wee for a wii please?
I don't think anybody's lives are in danger with this contest. You may have to watch for falling phalli. Timber!
or... shiver me timber!