The Lighter Side Of Suicide

What do you get when you cross Office Space with Better Off Dead and mix in some flash gameplay? Why the result is Five Minutes To Kill (Yourself), a bizarrely entertaining little game that focuses on how you can make your little cubicle monkey off himself new and inventive ways. It's one of those gruesome sandbox games, which lets you pursue a number of different paths in which you can escape this mortal coil. Personally, I'm trying to lynch myself with my own tie, but I haven't had any luck yet.
Five Minutes To Kill (Yourself) [via Game | Life]








Holy shite. This is HILARIOUS! 2:08 is my best time so far.
Honestly that actually was challenging... WTF?
Hint: Company Trophy+Microwave=-20%
It took me 4:47. That damn emoticon guy kept catching me! Funny game.
I also liked clogging the toilet and then drying my hands for a -20%....and go pet the shark for a -30%