Top 10 Gayest Tabletop Characters: #3 Lightning Zombie
3. Lightning Zombies – Dungeons & Dragons
Proving that I'm not the only undead who likes to get all fancied up for a night on the town, this week we've got the gayest monster in Dungeons & Dragons's history: the lightning zombie. Gaudy in the extreme, with a fashion sense that would put even the most color blind queen to shame, "Lightning zombies have a flair for the dramatic. They prefer flashy clothing and jewelry, the more the better." As if the clothes weren't enough, these guys constantly spark with electric bursts, making them walking raves who can't help but be the center of attention. Good on you lightning zombies, for showing all D&D that you don't have to be breathing to be fabulous!
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Lectric Lich
Posted to Tabletop Gaming on 14 March 2007
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