Worst Video Game Song Ever!
Dear Small Tone-Deaf Sacks of Meat,
In the future, music such as yours is illegal. Not because it stirs the Youth of Tomorrow to rebel against their elders; no, no! It is illegal because everyone who listens to trash like this jabs chopsticks in their ears and often accidentally lobotomize themselves. The band of adolescent male harpies, better known as Black Out, explains the origin for the song on their YouTube channel:
The idea of Video Games came about when Dennis found the boys playing video games every time he turned his head. Probably in desperaton, Dennis told them they ought to write a song about video games and the next week the boys came to practice with 2 verses. Playing together, they worked out the the sound track and Hunter's Mom worked with him on the remaining lyrics. Saturday mornings, as the sound rocked up the basement stairs, visitors just couldn't stop humming the contagious tune. And soon they were asked to perform at local schools. As they started playing the song, kids in the audience were up and dancing and the teachers were caught up in the excitement as well.
Uh... huh. Are you sure you meant to say "humming the contagious tune"? I would think that "screaming in agony as the shrill voices and repetitive beats assaulted their ears and sense of dignity" would be a more accurate description. I'm still offended that the press release about this video calls the children "prodigies". Mozart was a prodigy, so was Tori Amos, and I'll even consider bestowing the label on Bow Wow (well, he did start making music at six years old). But these kids... man, they are so not prodigies that I think we need to invent a new term for them.
Excuse me, I need slam my head in the desk drawer now.
Childhood Prodigies Release Music Video on Gaming ‘Addiction’ [Rush PR]
[via Kotaku]
Boy of Tomorrow
Posted to Video Games on 15 March 2007
· Comments (14)
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Does Jack Thompson know that you broke into his stash of kiddie porn?
I FUKKEN LOL'D at the Steven's comment.
rules.
oh man that song is major crap.. poor boys they will be sorry when they grow up.
my eyes! they burn...!
my ears! they bleed...!
just when i thought "wind it up" was as low as music could sink, along comes this to prove me wrong....
Is... this... real?
Oh how real this is. They have a myspace, website and everything. I commented them a very hate message. Kinda harsh, I know. But I just had to break it to 'em. I just hope that their 14 year old manager doesn't come and kill me. How coincidental would that be?
wanna see the message?
just email me saying that you do at AEFrenchie0409@aol.com
its funny. you'll laugh. I know you will!
I just shot myself in the face with a shotgun, Kurt Kobain style. Thanks alot!
Oh my god, it hurts! STOP THE INSANITY!
*sigh* yes they're kids, but at some point you'd think SOMEONE would have told them, "You guys really aren't all that great."
I just can't bring myself to watch the clip >_
If it is really bad, I know I would be sorry for the poor children. And my health, that is...
Is this for real? It's not a joke? Holy crap, they are worse than even Sanjaya from American Idol. This is literally....it's not even music. It's awful, awful noise.
I couldn't even finish!!
I don't want to live anymore, it's too annoying! T_T
hey these kids stole the 1up show's theme song\
boo,
download podcast and you will hear a contagious theme song!
http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3145462
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Wow... just.... wow.
Sorta wanna grab those controllers out of their hands and shove them down their throats to make that sound stop.
scarritt,
i actually did tell them that they arent amazing as they think they are. lol, i sent them a message on myspace telling them how un-great they are!
i still have the message if you're curious enough to see it.