Montana Burglar Tackled When He Tries To Steal Someone's Wii
What would you do if you walked in to your house and found someone ripping off your stuff, more specifically, you found someone stealing all your precious video game systems? Well, I can predict what would happen if if such an event occurred here at the GayGamer Castle: Fruit Bruit would make a mad dash to protect his ukulele, Tiny Dancer would probably most likely go for his barbarian-like sword (you know, the one with the blinged-out handle), Timsy would try to intimidate the guy with his immense muscles, Lectric Leech would most likely do something involving an army of the undead, I'd probably pull out my fancy little ray gun, and then Lazy Panda would beat the snot out of the guy with her shoe once the rest of us ran away screaming like little girls when we realized that none of us actually like physical confrontations. Well, it seems like some folks in Montana encountered just such a situation (with the robber... we refuse to go to Montana based on religious principles):
A 19-year-old from Bozeman, Montana, was tackled and pinned to the ground for attempting to make off with a Wii and a bunch of games after he was interrupted in the middle of his robbery attempt. Two residents of an apartment and their pal came home late one night to find the guy standing in the middle of the room with a bunch of games in his hand and a 360 remote in his pocket. Or maybe he was just happy to see them, ba-dum pshhh!His thievery interrupted, the guy dropped what he had and left, only to lead the trio to the car where he'd stashed their Wii, a bunch of games, and some controllers.
Sadly, the original article, courtesy of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, has been taken down. Most likely due to the poor grammar and spelling errors I noticed when I first read it.
Montana Man Tackles Burglar to Save Wii [Game | Life]
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Posted to Miscellany on 17 April 2007
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Oh wow the first crime in Montana in 12 years and its a botched attempt of Wii pilfering.
Anybody have any idea where to find a link to the article... I'm from Bozeman (sadly) and was curious to read through it...
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer is a professional Krusty impersonator. He shows up at the opening of a Krusty burger, tackles the midget Hamburglar character, and beats his head against a rock until a child starts crying that the midget is already dead.
Good times.
Honestly, if you are going to commit a crime like that, bring a bag or a box or something, make it one trip.
Burglers today have no sense of style.
To Rayo, we have crime here. I see alot of Partner/Family member assault in the paper. (AKA, hicks beating up on their wives and kids) and yet all the assheads here think that Gays getting married is what's ruining families here. *headdesk*
I'm from Billings, Montana.......About 2 hours away from Bozeman. Bozeman is mostly a collage city really. They have the Collage there as well as the Museum of the Rockies which has the biggest T-Rex skull ever found.