For Boys Who Like Boys Who Like Joysticks Down By The Fire, Baby...

Nothing says "I love my boyfriend and I am trying to understand his love of video games through interpretive shopping" quite like a ceramic Atari 2600-themed candlestick holder, n'est-ce pas? And where else would one find such a wonder if not at Wonderland, carefully tended by that mistress of all things adorable, Alice? The brainchild of designer Mixko, this delightful porcelain luminary will let your favorite trigger-happy gamer relax into a haze of candlelight and high-scoring romantic combos as you massage away his every worry...
...Just watch out how close you place the candle to the bedpost - some kinds of rope are hella flammable. Learn from my mistakes, ye beautiful sodomites!
Atari candleholder [Wonderland]








Quickly scrolling down the page, I thought that was a dildo. A candle, I suppose, is more romantic.