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Mario Strikers Charged: How Metal Is Mario?

This is the most adorably ridiculous trailer I've seen from Mario and crew since Luigi and Toad's sex tape made it onto YouTube: watch Mario and Bowser suit up and face-dive out of an air cruiser onto a "Beyond Thunderdome" style soccer field far below. As Bowser plummets through stormy stratosphere, Mario lets loose with an old-school "Ya-hoo!" and throws himself into the fray. Meanwhile, Peach is bending it like Beckham with a futuristic ball (that glows pink when she's in possession, apparently?) while wearing thick pink body armor.

Mario Strikers Charged, the sequel to GameCube soccer battler Mario Strikers, is a 1-4 player affair hitting the streets early this July. Are you up to the challenge? Can you hold in the laughter? Can you?

7 Comments

Skeezixthecat said:

And then you find out the ball is Samus?

Skeez!

Rattmice said:

I thought the ball ws goint to be samus, too. And look at that Peach angel!

AliceKK said:

Peach looks so effing kick-@$$, man... >.

spacepope4u said:

I'm happy to see Mario games moving away from the kiddie atmosphere that's earned them a bad reputation among "grown-up" gamers. This, however... I don't know. It looks like it's more fitting for more recent Sonic the Hedgehog game. And we all know how bad those games were.

I just hope the gameplay actually matches the flash depicted in this intro.

Hannah said:

@spacepope4u: If the gameplay is anything like Mario Strikers for the Gamecube, it'll be a truly awesome game. When I was on a co-op work term (at a game company, no less), most of my co-workers played it obsessively.

Rayo said:

Its a song about mermaid

MURDER

Crithon said:

does Samus approve of being Kicked around like that?
Not sure I dig the whole BADDITUDE! Reminds me of an 90s video game ad. Give me the crayon coloring of Yoshi's Island please

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