Mormons Dig Video Games... Part 2?
So, remember how we figured out that Mormons like video games? Well, it turns out that they not only like them, but apparently they make them as well. One of my friends directed me to the rather questionably designed website of Cleanware, a company which develops LDS games (I'll give you three guesses as to what LDS stands for, and, no, it isn't "Legions of Depraved Skanks"), which has provided me with a wealth of entertainment today:
Cleanware is committed to providing great LDS games, software and activities; venues for enjoying the company of your family and friends. Cleanware's LDS games and activities are fun and instructional. Yes, learning can be FUN! Cleanware games are so realistic they are used in thousands of schools, but fun enough to keep the family and friends howling with laughter long past their bedtime.
Really? Your games are realistic? Wow, I had no idea that we had space-colonizing Mormons, some of whose heads are actually tanks for carnivorous goldfish. Hot damn! If I could give up this filthy twelve-bottles-of-rum-a-day habit, I'd totally join the the Mormons' forces and blast off into space.
Boy of Tomorrow
Posted to Miscellany on 3 May 2007
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My mormon friends all love gaming. One can shred on GH2 like no other. Better than that little kid too.
This looks absolutely awesome. I used to be a member, went on a mission and everything. I don't have a PC, so I can't play the game, but I would consider looking into an emulator just so I could play this one. It looks awesome! I'm telling all of my gay mormon friends too.
Haven't we learned by now that "learning can be fun" is a bald-faced lie?
And, Mormon boys are hot. There, I've said it.
the funny thing is that i dig mormons, who can be not-quite-so-mormon under the right circumstances.
so the fact that we'd all like video games?
that makes sense to me.
Wait a second...that guy in the picture looks like the main character from Outpost Kaloki...Or am I seeing things?