Slip Into Chuck Norris' Speed Suit...In Stormwind
Our dearest Lazy Panda is on a World Wildlife Foundation-mandated family vacation this weekend, leaving me all by my lonesome here in the deserted halls of the GayGamer castle. I've tried playing a loop of WoW music at full blast from her apartments in the eastern tower, but it's just not the same. Reduced to truly desperate measures, I've begun photoshopping her pretty panda face into my pics - it's much better than thinking about the Panda Porn they're making her watch somewhere in Chengdu. Poor girl.
Where was I? Ah yes, porn: check out how hot Chuck Norris looks in World of Warcraft - screw "Mii Chuck," I wanna get me some of that sinewy, ginger-bearded goodness straight-up Blizzard style. We'll snuggle down into our Deadmines bungalow and watch the latest episode of Walker: Barrens Ranger.
[via Kotaku]
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Posted to Video Games on 19 May 2007
· Comments (4)
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Erf. You really, really don't. He'll ram a religious text down your throat, then burn you for good measure.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
There was also a big article he wrote on how "sinners", femenists, abortionists, etc, caused those Tech School shootings, but I can't find it.
I vote Charles Darwin to be the new face of the internet, personally.
Unfortunately, I don't have a source to quote, but I seem to recall hearing that Chuck Norris was okay with gays, or at least he held his judgements to himself.
"..such anti-biblical practices as homosexuality and transvestitism."
:/
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668
Well...there you go...