Dirty. And Retro. Mainly Dirty. In A Fun Way.
What's better than retro games hot men? Uh, gee, let me think: how about the combination of retro games AND hot men? Over at Les Ombres, there's a gallery of pictures entitled Ivan and Luis which shows two hunky guys, clad only in jock straps and boots, in a number of sordid poses amidst -and on top of- a number of old arcade machines like Defender and Missile Command. The picture to your right is definitely one of the tamer ones. Why? I have no idea. Am I complaining? Not at all. Oh, incidentally: this is totally not safe for work.
Thanks to Susan for sending this to me- you always give me the best stuff, madam.
Boy of Tomorrow
Posted to Miscellany on 21 June 2007
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WOOF!
mmm...joysticks...
Apparently the photographer is at www.joancrisol.com (someone mentioned it in the blog comments and I went there and found the shot we see above.)
Nice to find a photographer who's able to pull off the usual glamour shots of topless boob-implanted women but isn't afraid to depict men as rough and sexual.... even if these guys were like 5 when those games came out. The site is worth a look if you don't mind that weird juxtaposition of exaggerated glamour with exaggerated roughness.
Did my math wrong. I think these guys were not even born yet when these games came out.
SWEET JESUS! thank you boy of tomorrow
these are great! i wish there was a tempest machine in there -- that would have made this complete. but defender is my 2nd choice for sure.
i think i'm going to faint if i look at those again.
It's a... rotted ruin of a time long past that these rugged researchers (hence the boots; they just need the Indiana Jones cap now) have literally fallen into (hence the first picture). When they come to, they fight over the find before they realize it's all broken anyway. So, one of them tries to find a way out while the other mopes and sighs, "Damn, and I don't have any quarters." Then they fight again over the sudden case of ennui... and start eating shoes (because they forgot to pack a sandwich before exploring), which makes them depressed again.
The end.
(needless to say, I don't get artsy photography half the time, even when it involves men in pseudobriefs)
Nice! Anyone have a token?
No token but I have something else to stick in their slot....^_^ Oh I'm dirty