Hop Down The Rabbit Hole With Primatech Paper

Heroes fans and ARG fans, prick up your ears and check your pocketwatches. You are late, late, late for a very important date, date, date. Primatech Paper Company is now accepting applications for management positions. Enter the exciting world of Primatech Paper with either a standard email or a supplementary text messaging notification system.
Visit the Primatech Paper Company website or text the word PAPER to 46622. If you're interested, you may also call 1-800-PRIMA16 to begin the thrilling adventure of paper management.
*NOTE: Neither the author nor this website are responsible for any kidnapping, torture, dismemberment or fatalities incurred by participation in the incredible world of paper. Remember: "Paper, People, Performance. Primatech, since 1962."
[Thanks to PallyN8kid for the tip, wherever he's gone...]








You can also hack into Mr. Bennet's files by going to the About Us page and clicking on the logo. Hana Gitelman sent me the password once, but I've lost the email.
Milo Ventimiglia (Peter Petrelli) is delicious.
I'm a Matt Parkman (Greg Grunberg) man myself. A stocky cop... yum. Plus he's in Condemned: Criminal Origins.