Long Live the King of All Cosmos

E3's first look at Beautiful Katamari (check out the new trailer here if you missed it) reminded me of all the happy blurred hours I've spent rolling up staples, candy, spiders, shuriken, dogs, pizzas, dwarves, old ladies, sumo wrestlers, giant squid, Mount Fuji, etc, etc, etc. Good times, with bright and shiny art, great music, and—best of all—the King. In celebration of the King of All Cosmos and his fancy-pants new outfit, we're dragging a couple links out of retirement to tide you over until later this fall and Beautiful Katamari's release.
First, we've got the King of All Cosmos Fanlisting, the as-offical-as-fanlistings-get registry of all the King's fawning courtiers and star-struck servitors. A great place to declare your love for his royal fabulousness. For some real hand-on katamari rolling action, though, check out Web Katamari, a katamari flash game starring the King! Pro Tip: roll up the grass for a secret look at one of the Gayest Characters in Gaming!
Hail to the King, baby.








This game is just an ugly rehash of the first, that wasn't fun anyways.
Good gawd, that is one suggestive crotch on him.