ScrewAttack Duo Cast In Boll's Far Cry
ScrewAttack video moguls and GayGamer favorites Handsome Top and Stuttering Craig have landed non-speaking roles on Uwe Boll's upcoming Oscar contender, Far Cry. No shit. Actually. I'm not even making this up to cover for the pre-E3 news black hole that's sucking out our GayGamer eyeballs this week. (Not that I'm not tempted: "Game Exec Jason Hall Found In Steamy Tryst With GayGamer's Tiny Dancer!")
No, Handsome Top and Stuttering Craig got their gigs the old fashioned way: by waiting for Uwe Boll's auction-a-walk-on-roll-for-my-new-crapfest eBay bid failed horribly. Boll listed the auction for non-speaking roles in Far Cry at a cool $3000. To the shock and horror of absolutely nobody, the item wasn't exactly an eBay success.
That is, until the ScrewAttack pair stirred their audience into an ironic-donation frenzy and raised over $1500 to help the handsome and stuttering ones land their first big-screen debut. Also giving them the perfect opportunity to take Uwe Boll out once and for all.
Icepick. Brainstem. Couldn't be easier. Think of the children.
ScrewAttack Crew Cast in Boll’s Far Cry Film [TheBBPS]
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Posted to Hot Stuff, Miscellany on 6 July 2007
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