Does This Codpiece Make My Butt Look Big?

Well, it's about time the boys in the Soul Calibur series started getting a little more sexed-up. I mean, hell, Ivy's been a dominatrix since day one, so why aren't we getting a little more XY-based eye candy?
Based on the screenshots and concept art available over at Joystiq, it certainly seems like the guys behind Soul Calibur IV have decided to deliver just that, seeing as how Voldo is sporting part of a string bikini and his pants seem to have been taken off the set of a Prince music video... anyway, I digress. I suppose it makes sense that the most S&M character in the series would be due to get sexed-up. Now I'm curious to see how the other men end up looking.
Soul Calibur IV Gallery [Joystiq]
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Ah, Voldo. So creepy. So sexy. So creepy and sexy.
Off with the clothes, I say. If straight boys get jiggling boob physics, I want massive packages bouncing around. It's only fair.
He kinda looks like an S&M Sam Fisher.
He looks like what you'd get if Clive Barker made a porno. :-p
I'd have preffered Kilik, but I guess one man-candy is as good as the next.
Aww... I want shirtless Maxi, a smexified Raphael... Kilik doesn't need help, but those boys should take a page from Voldo's book. Voldo wears next to nothing and is the most mobile fighter in the game. Come on, guys, it's a clue! XD